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Saturday, August 10, 2002
1. Do you have a car? If so, what kind of car is it? Hah! Linda, I think that really is something I would say! Hm, I have a 92' Blazer with a horrible "Crest mint" green paint job. It used to have a purple squiggle decal on it...oh, forgot. That's my mom's car...the Bitch Mobile.
2. Do you drive very often? Yes...drive you crazy!...*cricket noise*....ok, that was lame.
3. What's your dream car? The Weinermobile! Who wouldn't like hauling ass down a highway in a giant weiner? I know I sure would. The glory of the Weinermobile and all its weinerness.
4. Have you ever received a ticket? Yeah, ditto Linda. I can't drive yet, I'm not even old enough yet (screw that), and Pennsylvania makes getting a licence so freaking hard I probably won't be driving anytime soon...or ever at that matter. I've went to games, concerts, and also museums and have received tickets.
5. Have you ever been in an accident? No, but I have accidents all the time...NOT LIKE THAT!
posted by Jacquie at 4:49 PM
1. Do you have a car? If so, what kind of car is it? Uh, no. I could be cute and say something like "Matchbox", but I'll save that for Jacquie. Seems like her kind of answer.
2. Do you drive very often? Not as much as I would if it were legal....that's right, I'm an eighteen-year-old deadbeat without a license. Fuck you too.
3. What's your dream car? There was a car I loved looking at so much that I kept this poster of it in my room for years...it was silver porshe of some kind. But I've always loved SAABs, because they got such a cool shape, and I'd like a Kia Sportage, as well. Or a Harley. Vroom.
4. Have you ever received a ticket? Sure, go to movies all the time. (HA! HA-HA!)
5. Have you ever been in an accident? Ye-up: Jenn driving, Ricky in shotgun, and me and Shanon Vanadestine in the back. It was on the way back to midterms from KFC for lunch (I had too much popcorn chicken...if one could ever have too much popcorn chicken) and it was icy as fuck. We were driving behind Mr. Reed and had already nearly missed hitting him once, when a station wagon coming from the other direction fucked up and ended up across our lane. Mr. Reed managed to swirve, but, with the ice, Jenn's brakes and steering failed and we coasted, at 12 miles and hour or so, dead into them. My exact words directly afterwards: "That was sooo cool." The wimps didn't appreciate that very much.
Bonus question: Am I your bird? :-) Sure, babe, if that's what you want....?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 2:14 PM
Friday, August 09, 2002
*Likes vengeful ghosts*
...this probably sounds baaaaad...
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:26 PM
Fuck...than what was with last night?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:38 AM
Thursday, August 08, 2002
ah, Touché ma Dulcinea. Ou Est-ce que je....would... suis si je n'ai pas tu...or something.
I managed to communicate with a french-speaking burger king patron today! She came in, ordered to coffees and proceeded to understand absolutely non of the english I used. In response, I flicked her off. Communication!
Actually, no- when she didn't understand "That's it?" or "Is that all?", I tried "Ce tout?" or "Ca tout" or something, which I'm not sure meant anything at all, but she responded with "Ce tout!" or "Ca tout!" or "'Ca tout?' Quoi a la monde est-ce que tu parle, tu idiot en flambé!"
Either way....communication!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 5:04 PM
Wednesday, August 07, 2002
Wow, I really should do shit like pay attention to this blog....I am the moderator.
I'm going to invite Zack back....because we all love Zack, don't we?
Heh, "zack back". It rhymes.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 2:39 PM
Tuesday, August 06, 2002
Speaking of "floundering", I saw the movie "Floundering" today. It was pretty good, like everything else on C.C. Look at that, I jumped on the Abbreviation Bandwagon, at last.
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