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Saturday, June 22, 2002
Nope, I was indeed the missing one...
I was at "Boy's State", the most boring program ever...it should be changed to coed state...
that would have kicked ass, although I don't know how much government stuff would actually get done.
Not that much really did anyway, just abunch of stupid people talking about abunch of stupid things...I got to draw alot...hmmm...
posted by Anonymous at 8:31 PM
Hey, Freddy, long time no see? Where you been, doll?
*Linda fully realizes that, more than likely, she's been the missing one*
Gah, things suck. Jacquie and I gotta have a bitch session, I could use a commiserator....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 2:57 PM
Friday, June 21, 2002
2 in the morning is my favorite time of day
posted by Anonymous at 11:09 PM
I've been somewhere where I didn't know where I was, for the past week and I've just made it back to day...ain't that spiffy
What a wierd dream...I only dream if I don't watch TV and when I do dream the dreams always wake me up...
I usually get only 4 hours asleep a night...ya...um...
posted by Anonymous at 1:10 PM
Damn burger nazis! Well, the fact that Burger King workers are mostly stoners, (not you, Linda) the slave drivers probably don't know a hamburger from a soda. Getting less than 8 hours is just sick...well...I only get about 6 most of the time..but THEY SHOULD KNOW! There should be a Slumber Labor Law or something. If there isn't one, I'll take it to court for you, Linda!
Did anyone see the Jacquie related away messages Linda had up last night. That was awesome!
posted by Jacquie at 11:54 AM
The slave drivers at Burger King have me working till 11 tonight, then at seven tomorrow morning.
The recommended amount that people my age should sleep is 8 hours...it takes fifteen minutes to drive there and back and fifteen minutes- minimum- to get ready.
Do the math.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:05 AM
Thursday, June 20, 2002
Haha, my moods lately...woo!
I just went from being happy, to insulted, to condescending, to giggly in about twenty seconds flat.
I asked Kris if Chad had been online, and when Kris informed me that Chad has a job now and said "You do know that, right hun?" I gave him basically every details of Chad's job, from the hours/days he works, what he's doing, who he's doing it for, and why he was particularly interested in this employment oppurtunity.
I'm sure Kris was humbled by my over-abundance of useless, Chad-related knowledge, but the important thing was I proved my point....which was dumb, in the first place.
Gotta love mood swings!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 12:11 PM
Wednesday, June 19, 2002
Wow, I haven't posted on here for a long time. I'm in this screwed up situation, and the only person here who knows is Linda. At the moment, she's eating breakfast for dessert in my honor. How touched am I? Like you wouldn't believe.
Hey, let's post another fire-starting random comment: There is absolutely nothing wrong with being short and left-handed.
Oh, the body part that would be the most uncomfortable to be hung by would have to be my eyelid. Think about it...that would hurt like hell.
posted by Jacquie at 7:11 PM
Double-you Tea Eff?
Why is no one around here anymore, hmmm? What happened to Chad, Emilia, Freddy, and Princess? Damn y'all!
Freddy- had the strangest dream with you in it last night- you were in gloucester- where my extended family lives- with your mother and two brothers you don't actually have, one of them who was almost you identical twin, except he had dark hair and darker features in general, and the other was much younger than you and SUPPOSED to resemble the first brother, except he really just looked like a muslim child. And you guys were, for some reason, at my grandmother's house where you and I just sorta acknowledged each other with eye contact, and then me, your mom, and your two brothers were in the guidance office- which wasn't our guidance office precisely, but one that I'm pretty sure was supposed to be LHS's and that I think I've dreamt about before, strangely...and anyway, your brother and I were discussing how much I disliked Mr. Nunnery and how he shouldn't work there.
You and I didn't talk the whole time. Very strange.
As for the rest of you, if you don't hurry up and post something, I'm going to hang you upside down by the most uncomfortable parts of your body....so if you could all submit a list of what the most uncomfortable body part to be hung from for you, personally, would be, it'd help a lot. Thanks!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:40 AM
Tuesday, June 18, 2002
Jacquie and I are now Ass-less sisters!
Is there anything me and this spunky girl don't have in common?
Oh yeah....spunk. Right.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 10:37 AM
Monday, June 17, 2002
Mark, darling, no one's inadequate in this equation...other than me. Chad's just....well, wonderful.
Aside from which, he had the advantage of talking to me that night. Thankfully.
This isn't an every day occurence, babe, it's not like I'm falling apart at the seems....and uin the ways that I am, it's possible you've gotten a little more detail on the subject then he has.
But fuck it, there are enough people running around compairing themselves to Chad. And I truly regret having to let y'all know, there's only one of him. I'm just damned lucky that he's in the right place at the right time...and that that involves him being in my life.
Now let's stop embarassing him on dysphorena. That's what "...you must be very bored..." is for.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 11:14 PM
Is anybody alive out there? Can anyone hear me?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 10:52 AM
Sunday, June 16, 2002
"Look I'm standing naked before you
Don't you want more than my sex?
I can scream as loud as your last one
But I can't claim innocence
Oh god, could it be the weather?
Oh god, why am I here?
If love isn't forever
And its not the weather
Hand me my leather"
Great song.....and yes, introduced to me completely by Emily.
Now to ride off to a swell four hours of work! Gah.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:40 AM
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