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Saturday, June 15, 2002
This is your song? Am I supposed to know why? Did you perform it at some point? Hazy memory....you and.....someone? Help me out here....
Damn computer in parent's room...goodnight everyone, I'm off to hang out with Mark.....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:59 PM
Eight hours of work.....which translates to 8 hours of free coke!!!!
I am SOOOO caffeinated. EVERYTHING is funny to me right now. Jacquie, you sweet little rhino you, you've made me bust a laugh! (Linda "was here" is a LOOOOOOSER)
buzzzzzzzzzz.....
Amusing irony- got a brand spankin' new cd/mp3 player yesterday, now wasiting it's batteries to listen to mp3's that I could just as easily be listening to on the computer.
~*LET IT BE KNOWN THAT NONE OF YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW MUCH I WANT TO "BORROW" CHAD'S "EWOK".*~
Adam-in-the-morning: Vaginas are horrible.
That's awesome. If I weren't so damn coke-drunk, and without good judgement, I'd make that the quote of the day. Maybe it is. Maybe maybe maybe. And after continued conversation on the matter:
Adam-in-the-morning: Vaginas ARE horrible... they smell, they bleed, they basically serve no purpose since I can never find one I enjoy... who needs them?
Good call, AITM, good call.
How's everyone on dysphorena feel about vagina's? (buzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
*Feels for Jacquie* Having man problems myself lately (note for no-one-in-particular's-sake: which is not to say I resent that or..fuck it, no-one-in-particular knows what I mean)- you wanna go to hawaii and get married? To each other, or to some natives, whatever. We can kill everyone on (insert name of hawaiian island here), claim it for ourselves, and prance around naked all day with said lovers....And burn douches at night...hurrah!
hehe, I think I'm out for now.....buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
"I think of him
How we were
And when I think of him
Then I remember
In his eyes
I can see
Where my heart
Longs to be
In his eyes
I see a gentle glow
And that's where I'll be safe
I know"
Fuck, those really aren't good lyrics, are they? Damn you, Jekyll and Hyde Soundtrack! Damn you!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 5:01 PM
I hate it when people you like don't like you back because they like someone else. It hurts. Now, the person I used to obsess over that didn't like me because he liked someone else, likes someone who doesn't like him because they like someone. So basically, I still kind of like someone who doesn't like me back because he likes someone who won't like him back because she likes someone else. Confusing, eh?
Linda hides her last name from me in fear that I will hunt her down with a dollar store douche in my hand. No, I would never do that unforgivable crime, but like rhinos, I stalk at random. Or is that charge...?
posted by Jacquie at 1:13 PM
Friday, June 14, 2002
*Needs a hug*
Fuck, I hate being a woman. I'm gonna sleep with a goddamned teddy bear tonight, and that PISSES ME OFF. No more goddamn prissy moodswings! I'm sick of it! MY LIFE IS NOT BAD.
*Needs a testosterone shot*
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:58 PM
I don't know what "Jar Babies" are, but pretty much anything that involves babies is probably disgusting. Dirty babies. Eeeewwww....
Somebody rip out my uterus for me. Please?
If you know my last name, Freddy, my number is the only one listed under that last name in the phone book. Don't want to give out to dysphorena or anything...as if anyone here other than Jacquie doesn't already have it. But I'm hiding it from Jacquie, specifically. I'm working a lot, though, so timing may be difficult...fuck it, we'll figure it out sometime when I'm not in such a hurry.
Chad- yo.....have you been avoiding the internet, or just me? ;) Where art thou, love?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 10:00 AM
Thursday, June 13, 2002
I miss you too, Linda...hanging out sounds good...
and do you find the selling of jar babies to be disgusting?
posted by Anonymous at 9:26 PM
"what's up? I just wanted to say hey I know we barely talked but i'm
kinda
bored. anyways what grade are you goin to ? i'm goin to the 9th. i'm
am so
happy to be out of middle school. but enough about me what is your
name? my
name is victoria. just try to email me back if you want. you don't have
to
since you don't know me and all. oh yea do you go to church?"
-victoria
posted by Anonymous at 9:22 PM
Yo, does Dana want an invite to Dysphorena? We can always use one more mint skittle lover.
Chad, be nice to Jacquie! And people like you better when you're mean? Explain.....
Freddy- I prefer doing pretty much everything with no pants on.
I miss you, by the way. We should hang out sometime this summer.
So, yeah, Episode 2, great movie...definitely liked that...part....with those....people....and aliens....yeah.....
"It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah."
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 12:26 PM
Freddy:
1. yes
2. on, thank you.
I love it how I get jumped on when I write one sentence or word that is totally random. I started a whole argument over Mint Skittles, AND my random usage of the word "amen." I think I put that in because I talk to myself, so I am agreeing with myself. I don't care what you say, Mint Skittles are kickin'. I think my friend Dana can back me up on that one. Right Dana (who is sitting next to me)...? Dana: "Yes, I think they are kickin'...my ass! No, I enjoy them. I seriously enjoy them. They are cool...Did you just type everything I just said?" Mwahahaha...I did.
Well, to change the subject, make your own fricking ice cream cone at www.cybercones.com
(the link isn't working)
Here's mine: http://www.cybercones.com/cone-vanilla-s-hot-nf.htm
(once again, link isn't working)
posted by Jacquie at 8:47 AM
Just wondering, does anyone here find the selling of jar babies to be disgusting?
Oh...and when (or if) you read magazines, do you prefer to read them with your pants on or off?
posted by Anonymous at 1:41 AM
Wednesday, June 12, 2002
I'm very sorry about your losses, Freddy, but for me, Mint Skittles bring me great joy (as well as fresh breath). Sure, all of the flavors are pretty much the same, but you get to experiment and find which color Mint Skittle tastes the best. If you don't like them, you can give them the Mint Skittle that you least like, and the thing is, they are all forms of the smae flavor. You can tell them it's peppermint, and it is, even though it tastes like crap.
I know my argument is not strong, but my experiences with Mint Skittles have been a fabulous journey that I wish to take many a time in the future. Amen.
posted by Jacquie at 4:09 PM
Monday, June 10, 2002
Mint Skittles should not be hated on?!?!?!?! NOT BE HATED ON!?!?!?!?!
Bah, such talk saddens my heart.
Mint Skittles bring nothing but fresh breath and vile unhappyness (ok, the fresh breath is nice, but beside the point)
They've also caused the death of many a loved one and I speak from experience...
Damn you Mint Skittles! Damn you!
posted by Anonymous at 8:20 PM
Hey Linda, have a happy happy day you lucky son of a...naw, just kidding. I get out the 18th, bah! Jacquie uses third person also, on account of her loser ways. Not saying you are a loser, but Jacquie is the biggest loser ever.
What is with the marshmallow talk? I have been gone for a while, and I come back and it's all about marshmallows and sticks up asses...I'm loving it.
I think I might just do the friday five...on monday.
Mint Skittles should not be hated on. Yo.
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