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Friday, November 16, 2001
From what I can ascertain through search engines, it's the book you told me about on the phone yesterday that the dentist recommended to you. And it's paid for by the Our Thing foundation, whatever it is.
I don't know if that warrants my getting the prize or not, but you should give it to me anyway, being that you want to get into my pants....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:51 PM
What is it? Dysphorena not the cool place to be anymore?
Quote of the day:
"We all play the game when we dare
To cheat ourselves at solitaire
Inventing lovers on the phone
Repenting other lives unknown
Who call to say "Come dance with me"
And murmur vague obscenities
At ugly girls like me
At seventeen."
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 2:57 PM
*Stares blankly at Chad*
Do you EVER have any idea what the fuck you're talking about?
And, dear, I don't know what your standards are, but most people wouldn't think you'd have to be quick to come up with a lie to bail you out of a situation you predicted three days beforehand.....
Harry Potter, eh? :-) I'll withhold comment on that one till later, just ta make you apprehensive.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 2:07 PM
Wednesday, November 14, 2001
I can just hear chad in the background asking what a lesian in a little voice "What's a lesbian?"
We'll explain it to him four times, then use diagrams, then have me and some random auburn girl act it out, and still at the end, all he'll have to say will be that of pompous suggestion:
"Boys, Linda, girls kiss boys."
Yes, yes, megabitch to the rescue. I'll still love you, Chad.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 3:28 PM
Tuesday, November 13, 2001
ELBOWS!!!!!!
Ben's the first one to spend any time there, if consciously, but fucking ay, do my elbows make me hot.......inside and out, ah, damn.
I think my whole body is an errogenous zone, though, moreso than most people anyway....cept the end of my nose! *Linda starts to twitch just thinking about it*
AAAAARGH!!!!
*Runs to Auburn and punches Nick, waking him from a sound sleep*
Sorry buddy, but you know I don't need a reason.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:32 PM
Let's see, lesbian virginity....wow, apparently I don't care enough to define that at all. Till they do something that they feel warrants no longer calling themselves a virgin, I suppose. For scientific measure, until there hymen breaks, as far as I think, probably until they engage in oral or with use of some sort of dildo, especially a double-sided.....but, generally, don't know enough about it.
And, sweetheart, you've gotten more of me than most people.......your hand should basically be the highest up there.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 2:06 PM
Haha, I was going to comment on that the one time he posted on here with his lovely initials, IE- "Wow, Chad, you sure got Jesus mad at you!"
And the difference between virgin and flaming virgin is experience, deary- I may have never been penetrated, but I'll be damned if I've never been touched.
*Ahem* Let's count the Dysphorenans ALONE that can vouch for that. Raise those dirty little hands of yours...
There are people reshingling our roof and the roof of our porch, and it's sort of an odd site to look out the window and see a man standing there.
"There's someone on the wing...some...THING on the wing!"
Come on all of yas, more last lines.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 12:50 PM
Monday, November 12, 2001
Why, do I get to be the first one to post today? Yippee!
Lost my trac phone number today, and all because I couldn't find the damn plug. This makes me a lot more depressed than it should.
Alright people, survey question- Which movie has the best last line(s), and what is it?
My nomination (for today) is Addicted to love:
Maggie: Did the boy make it with lassie?*
Sam: Yes. Yes the boy did.
(*Note for Chad and any other flaming virgins- "making it" is a term that means having sex)
Get in your nominations quickly, the voting starts...when I decide it does! Nyah!
World's....biggest...headache...*passes out*
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:24 PM
Sunday, November 11, 2001
GODDAMN, do people suck.
Get with the consoling me already! INFER what it's about!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 6:54 PM
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