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Friday, November 02, 2001
*curiousity peaks like the ears of a hunger doberman* Ooo, what's em nervous about?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 11:59 AM
Thursday, November 01, 2001
oh...my....god
Just watched Just Shoot Me- Tiffany Amber Theissan, hitting on a girl....
I'm going to go take a bath now.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:07 PM
ugh, the stress, the stress....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 3:28 PM
Wednesday, October 31, 2001
Nick informs me that my auburn compadres are spending the holiday immersed in the rather bland activities of homework, college aps, and work. I thought for sure there would be some sort of horror movie showing going on in the cellar of Chad's house, IE:
Nick: I'm getting nervous.
Ben: This part always scares me out of my mind.
Chad: *Takes the pillow away from his face* Babies!!! *Promptly hides in the pillow again.*
The music from the TV strains, and the three start trembling and cling to each other
TV: "What was that?"
Ben: Oh no!
TV: "It's coming from over there..."
Nick: Hold me!
TV: "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN!"
Nick, Chad and Ben: *All Scream*
Snoopy: *howls*
Chad: Ben, get your hand off my ass.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 3:00 PM
I'm inclined to agree, Aaron....I do love Jessica Alba, but Elizabeth Hurley...she can hurl me anyday...
Wow, that really didn't work....
(While normal, well-adjusted teenagers and college students would be spending their halloween at parties, keggars, or scary movie marathons with friends, we, who represent the geeks, sit around at our very own forum and discuss which unattainable celebrities people find to be most attractive.
If anyone says shatner, they'll get a foot in their ass.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 2:52 PM
Tuesday, October 30, 2001
I suppose I should answer my own questions-
1. Good call, Emily. Good call. Maybe "With or Without You", but I haven't listened to the lyrics....oh, oh, oh, what the fuck is that called....em, it's Lisa Loeb..."The tone of your voice and the fly on the wall...."
2. I'm thinking "Whatever Lola Wants"....haha, or just plain "Lola"
3. Ooooh, good call Aaron. I don't know, though, sorta heterosexual lately, so let's go with Collin Farell or Rider Strong....
4. Let's just say there'd be lots of "meaningful conversation"
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:01 PM
Could it be? Will I really be the first to post today? Oh, the joy is overwhelming!
This place is dead lately, so, as the moderator, let me ask some rousing survey-type questions:
1. Which song best describes your sex life?
2. Which song best describes your ideal sex life? (I highly recommend Conway Twitty's "Linda on my Mind"...not that I've heard it...)
3. Which celebrity would you most like to be caught in a bed store with in a Neo-Nazi-fearing lockdown?
4. Describe these conditions and whatever else you feel like describing in great detail.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 12:57 PM
Monday, October 29, 2001
:-) And Emily's the princess. (And by that logic, my daughter....hmmmm....)
SUCH a good day so far. Wake up utterly lost in the happiness I went to bed with, get greeted immediatelyin the cafeteria by Pete, Steve, Bobby and Joe playing Icarus, the BEST song they play, and generally just have it easy all day long.
I have had "Come to my Window" and Lonestar's "Baby I'm amazed" or whatever it's called alternating in my head all day long. This is because what they have to say is precisely what I'm thinking....hmm, mom should be here shortly, must rush.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 11:41 AM
Sunday, October 28, 2001
Chad, what ever are you talking about, dear? I said I didn't want to have "to think", as you can clearly see.
~Linda, it's good to be queen.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 11:50 AM
There's no one to hear
I might as well scream......
This is going to be a looooooooong day until I can see Jeff. Maybe I'll go for a really long walk, or write something, or rent a movie....I do not want to have to think today, not until I'm safe. That said- someone please distract me.
I'm so close to heaven
This hell is not mine
This hell is not mine.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:45 AM
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