Okay, I almost lost, like, more than an hour's worth of work there- thank you Ben! I love you!

Perhaps checking out women doens't make one male, but I think the blatancy, constancy, and attitude with which I do it is enough to make the way I do male enough. Still, if you'll argue that, I shall continue to argue that I am at least 50% masculine with the following points:
1- I'm more violent than any girl I know, and most males.
2- I masturbate more than once daily
3- I almost never think about sex as an emotional experience.
4- I have absolutely no regard towards the state of my fingernails.
5- My ass is flat and tight.
6- I think Anne Geddes is despicable.
7- I say inappropriate, damaging things to be cocky.
8- I'm not really sure that women should be allowed to vote.
9- I'm perfectly contented to simply drive listening to music and not talking at all.
10- I find somethingawful.com, redmeat.com, and sinfest.com to be hilarious.
11- I get ready for school every day in less than 15 minutes.
12- I have a large collection of favorited internet porn.
13- I am not offended by the word "cunt".
14- I am easily frustrated by femminazis.
15- I punch walls senselessly when I get pissed.
16- I think the best words to describe parts of the female anatomy are "pussy" and "tits"
17- When hurt, my instinct is to violently take it out on emotional abuse of other things.
18- I have such an underdeveloped maternal instinct that I can go without remembering to feed pets for days.
19- I sometimes am turned on by the sight of nice cars.
20- I find "The Man Show" to be quality entertainment.
21- I don't really believe in gun control.
22- I secretly find off-color jokes INSANELY amusing.
23- I can't, for the life of me, figure out how to correctly sweep, cook, or apply makeup.
24- Look at my room, for god's sake.
25- Same goes for my penmanship.
26- And my backpack.
27- I don't own the CD "Mirrorball".
28- I have an affinity for loud, screeching angry songs that one can barely understand.
29- I enjoy movies with so many explosions that it's ridiculous.
30- On days when I won't see anyone outside of my household, I do not bother at all with toiletries.
31- I use big words just to piss off people who don't understand them.
32- I like the idea of taking part in group sex.
33- I have named almost every sexual part of my anatomy, including seperate names for my nipples, as excluded from my breasts.
34- I never learned how to jump rope.
35- When I played with Barbies as a child, I either made them into prostitutes or human sacrifices.
36- I spent 80% of my childhood playing video games.
37- I had a massive collection of matchbox cars.
38- At one point, I was subscribed to Mad Magazine.
39- Tampons gross me out.
40- I can't french braid worth crap.
41- When I lose at something, I try to convince the other person that I let them win.
42- On most days, I am fairly disgusted with the idea of participating in a "girls night out".
43- The spark's gender test listed me as male.
44- I like the Lethal Weapon movies.
45- I hate Jane Austen.
46- I generally prefer all-male bands.
47- I delight in the comical screams of anguish of others.
48- Women, and their pathetic need to act the way they do, confuse the hell out of me.
49- I have never once said the words "You go girl", "Do I look fat in this?" or "I broke a nail!" without it being mocking.
50- My masculinity was so threatened by the idea of being overly feminine, I spent an hour and fifteen minutes compiling this pointless list- THAT's testosterone.