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Saturday, October 13, 2001
*dances around* Thank you all, tonight was delightful.
*dances, dances, dances*
Love you.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 10:20 PM
....traverse?
We need to invent a new word for "horny", I feel emily's pain...haha, I started writing that e-mily, someone's too internet-adjusted. I myself, however, don't think I've been horny for a damn long time....but one never knows, one never knows.
Aaron- as girl a thing as it is, I know how to sew. I'd be delighted to fix your pants.
....why does that sound so sick?
LINDA LOVES THE YANKEES!!!!!
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his cap and called it "Macaroni"
Yankee doodle, keep it up! Yankee doodle dandy.....duh duh duh duh duh duh, and with baseball be handy!
heh heh heh...such a bitch....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:08 AM
Friday, October 12, 2001
meh, fuck sudden depressional spurts, fuck white out, fuck counting crows and fuck consciousness. I'm gonna get off this damned computer, floss (by request of my dentist, I'm supposed to start that....ick), grab some ibuprofen PM and drug myself to sleep. And I'll dream about vermont, and Greg, and try to remember the exact shade of blue-green in his eyes and which words he lisped on...precisely how he pronounced the word "indubitably" and how it felt to be able to lay on a hill with a complete stranger and talk for hours.
And maybe I'll wake up to my two gorgeous suitors, with any luck....or maybe just one of them, but whatev....I don't want to be alone tomorrow morning.
Away! Parting is such sweet sorrow! And all that!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:23 PM
Painting a red toy truck with white out....one could argue it's because I'm concerned for the miniature truck-owner's insurance rates, but I think I just want the pleasant white out buzz....which is odd because I didn't even think I was depressed, and generally I only abuse my little correctional fluid friend when I am. I HATE being seperated from people.
Must be the counting crows music, it'll do ya every time.
It would DELIGHT me if I was awoken tomorrow by not just nick, but nick AND ben, so I think I'll stay up very very late tonight just so I'll still be asleep when and if they arrive. I delight in the idea of guys seeing me asleep, though admittedly could never fall asleep in front of anyone....except maybe Jeff. But that's another story.
Only guy who ever technically woke me up was greg, which is probably a big part of why I still think about him with longing sometimes. He came and got me in time for breakfast...AUUUGH I WANT TO BE IN VERMONT AGAIN SO BADLY RELIVING THAT WEEKEND OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE SCREW PUNCTUATION SCREW IT UP THE BUM
...heh, how uncharacteristic of me.
I think Jeff (L) and Aaron should get into red sox discussions on this, to keep them both occupied....and while we're at it, if we want to entertain Jeff even more, everyone could mention their favorite metallica song....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:15 PM
If it's any consolation Miss Aaron, I only make fun of you BECAUSE I care about you.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:17 PM
Jeff and Mark aren't posting much, are they? Guys, wake up! I still love ya! People will talk ta you if you post!
"Give me life, give me pain, give myself again."
Mr. Leighton's having me download Tori Amos stuff, apparently he's her numero uno fan.
Does anyone care? Didn't think so.
Andrew hasn't posted since the first time, eitha- my boy, not....my other boy. Not Elorza. See, chad, this is what happens when you make me call Elorza by his first name, he gets mixed up with the REAL Andrew......has he even been online lately? Nick, Emily? Anyone else who has him on their list?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:02 PM
Night Nicksta! See you tomorrow! Wake me up if I'm not already!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:58 PM
Serena, I can be a girl at times....see? *plays with your hair, giggles inanely at everything, thinks pictures of puppies and kitties are cute, listens to Alanis Morrisette, likes sappy love movies* Now, what would you like, now that a girl is here?
Ah, shit, I'm not gonna get half the stuff they posted.....better turn momentarily back to a guy to read the rest of this...*finds farting amusing, scratches self, loses 50 IQ points, spells the word "female" with 2 A's*
Heh heh, Chad can't spell....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:57 PM
Yeah, so Jeremey and I are going at it tooth and nail via e-mail. This on top of the rest of the emotionally exhausting bullshit in my life.....*sigh*.
Counting Crows concert- comme si, comme sa. High points of the evening were being told I had inadvertently given the guy next to me a hard-on, announcing to the sardine-packed group that Ricky had a highly communicable rash, and this random chick grinding on me all throughout Mr. Jones....fuckin' right, that was great. Low points...the obscene amounts of pain my legs were in, the guys getting high two feet in front of us (though the bit o' buzz we got after that was interesting enough) and realizing that the guy who I'd hypothetically given the hard-on was there with his mother, who was giving me really> dirty looks.
....ah...but that Mr. Jones chick...aahhhhh....
Aaron- Heheh, "I'm a nice person!"
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 4:28 PM
Thursday, October 11, 2001
*ghee* Elorza posted. Damn, he's cool....
uh, what else....counting crow stuff...fuck it, I'll explain later, my head hurts.
Jim- Fuck you. You get mad at Chad whenever it's convenient- what the hell are you even doing reading this bullshit if you're gonna make such a big deal out of not being part of it? Fuck you again. Chad made me feel better, and I don't know if that's what he aimed to do, but you have no right getting pissed at him for something he said most likely to console me that he never thought you'd read that wasn't even that insulting. Fuck you a third time. Stop treating him like your bitch, actively seeking out reasons to shit on him. He's a better, more altruistic person than I could ever conceive of you being.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:34 PM
I'm only here to tell Chad that he can go fuck himself. You don't know me like you think you do, and don't you dare think you ever will. It's one thing to talk out of your ass, it's another to talk out of your ass when it comes to things that you know nothing about, let alone don't concern you in the least. Watch your fucking tongue.
posted by Anonymous at 2:10 PM
oh, and what I originally forgot to say- Elorza would sorta be a girls name, I guess, much the way tracey and ashley should be, but that never stopped the south, confound them! What WAS my point? Oh, yes, Elorza's name isn't Elorza. Well, it is, but that's his last name. His first name is Andrew. Just like rich kid's, who I am no longer allowed to call rich kid.
Elorza, however, is posting as "Graud" something, if he chooses too.....confused enough yet?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 2:02 PM
....you can vouch for the fact that I love ricky?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 1:59 PM
So, I was supposed to go with ricky to denny's and the movies tonight, but his mom calls and tells me, oh, sorry, those plans are cancelled. I figured Ricky was sick, because he wasn't in school today.......no, not at all.
He's actually dead. I feel awful. I don't know what to do. A car accident, it was so sudden.....I feel so awful. For them. For him. For my friends. For me. For all those people in the other car....for...everything. His mother crying on the phone as she told me, my mother who tried to hold me as I ran from the room, in tears, having found out the news. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me- that's selfish- to anyone I know. I can't seem to stop the tears. He was my dancing king....Fuck.....
I don't know what to do, not because he's dead, not because I'm fearing my own mortality suddenly, but because all of the preceeding was a lie I fabricated for my own enjoyment, to make the day perfect- it's already great, because the reason the plans were cancelled is that Ricky's mom bought us counting crows tickets instead- counting crows, one of my top ten favorite bands ever, and I get to go see them for my first concert. At this point, my excitement for this should be indicated with italicizms and capital letters, but I want this post to look appropriately solemn so as not to give away, to people who've yet to read the third paragraph of this, that it wasn't true, and I will continue to write solemn-looking things after this. But, man, I am screaming on the inside.
So loud, I feel like dancing. With Ricky....why did he have to die? Why? Why?
God, sweet god, I am a bitch. Ricky....I love you, wherever you are.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 1:15 PM
Wednesday, October 10, 2001
And, to continue- Serena? Naked? Forest? What? Why? Where? When? WHAT?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:37 PM
......yes, Emily, I'm confused too....Ben, sweetie?
A- It was SUCH a joke, meant to trash me and you guys collectively, but since when have y'all ever taken anything I say seriously?
B- Ben? I'm random? What?
Elorza joined! Fucking right! This makes me EXTREMELY happy. Even if he won't post....at least he isn't a stubborn jerk who refuses to participate simply because he dislikes the imaginary implication that he has too.....ler, still bitter.
Love you, Elorza! You're the best!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:36 PM
Jeff- Thank you babe!!!! I knew you would. (K, not L......for those of you who don't know -all of the above- Lord Jistop here is my online friend Jeffrey from Maryland, and he's the coolest shit out there. Learn him, love him.
Nick and Chad- hey, I didn't call you women, I said that I was manly. And Emily- yes, I am a girl about half the time. But I'm a girl as opposed to a guy like I'm scottish/finnish/french canadian as opposed to italian. And, damn it, I'm italian!
Gheeeee, Andrew joined....say hi Everybody.....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 3:11 PM
Oh, I forgot Kris.....well, kris sorta has testosterone...the same breed of testosterone that the pillsbury dough boy has....hee-hee!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 12:15 PM
Isn't that cute, guys, she thinks it's supposed to make sense! And, better than that, she thinks y'all have testosterone! :-) I got more testosterone in my pinky finger than Nick, Chad and Ben combined....and if they wanted to combat that statement, I would just give them a stern look and they'd wet themselves.
Isn't that right, boys? Good boys, yes you are, yes, good, good boys, yesse yesse, gooood, you're so good, yes.....
Torrie- why am I guessing that that's the english transvestite guy?
Serena- WHAT? Naked? Through Forest? What?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 12:12 PM
Tuesday, October 09, 2001
.....I've been bitching to Chad for like an hour and I just can't take any of this....I am so sick and tired of him making me feel like I don't deserve any of his time. I am not his reference tool, I am not his magic eight ball, I am NOT his chew toy and I am not his cheerleader.
But I'd be glad to be ANY of those, and worse, if he would just let me see his face now and then. Is it so much to ask that he just let me enjoy the warmth of his vibe and the way his smile sparks mine........I remember when we were young, sitting in his room I would bring of computer games of mine and he would play them because this was way before burning roms...he would just sit there playing my game and I would lay on his bed and think how beautiful he was...I was entirely content to just watch him, to lay down on a bed I knew he slept on and think of how long his eyelashes were and how doughy his hands.....I loved him then, and I love him now. He says he loves me. Why won't he just let me near him?
I don't want to move in with him. I don't want to look into his eyes, I'm not looking for deep conversation. It wouldn't bother me if I never cried on him, or had him cry on me. I'm not looking to hold his hand or kiss his cheek. I would just like to watch his eyelashes again, and his hands, different now, and think how immeasurably beautiful I still think he is......goddamn him for taking that away from me.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 5:27 PM
"Jim is showing his ability to reject Linda..."
Nice. If the tone I read that in was the tone you said it in, I just love you....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 4:44 PM
Monday, October 08, 2001
Kris- Hey, being a premature ejaculator is nothing to be proud of.
Nick- Yes, yes you are. Hey, how do you feel about Bill Buxton...
Chad- *just stares*
Ben- We love you babe. Don't bleed.
And on behalf of Jeff, I would like to tell everyone to join the anti-subletters movemennt.
out.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:30 PM
*gets scared*
Kris! Bad you!
I can edit out your last name if you want, but I doubt anyone here will use it against you....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 11:30 AM
So, how about them cumbuckets?
There jeff, just for you.
*Trying to decide whether or not bathing today is really nessecary, being that I did pretty late yesterday.....*
I'm SURPRRRRIIIIZZZED
That you've never been told before
That you're lovely
And you're perfect
And that somebody wants you!
*dances about*
Where did this energy come from? *ah vell....*
Let's all feel sorry for Elorza, who has to work from 12:30 to 8:00 today....ick....
Nick, Chad, Ben, Kris- will you guys harass jeremey to join? I invited kacie, too....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 11:28 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jeff, you homophobic bastard! Who gives a damn? It's a SHOWER, what the hell were you ecpecting to see?
Just so everyone knows, Rainbow Hamster is Serena.
Kris finally joined! *dances around* *hugs kris* *wishes she ever got to see kris in person* *hugs kris again*
Nick- good boy, NO ONE should be interested in "wouldn't you like to know?". Not worth it.
"Wouldn't you like to know?"-Sorry sweetheart, I gotta speak the truth.
Emily- Ha! As if I'll get out of the house pre-dusk.
Andrew(s)- Yeah, neither of you signed up yet, but at least one of you better, or I'll hunt you down.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 11:08 AM
There's really no point at all to my being up this early. *grumbles*
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:36 AM
Sunday, October 07, 2001
Haha, thank you so much been, you saved me from having to blow "wouldn't you like to know", who doesn't want his name disclosed.
Em- depends on the file. But we'll try it when you get back to boston.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:37 PM
and, hey, I'm not talking about directly connecting, I'm talking about file transferring....is that the same thign at all?
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:28 PM
okay, then hypothetically I could make them into zip files and upload them to a site that you could download them off of.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:27 PM
FTP sites are....like, there sites with a whole shitload of uploaded stuff....hold on, I'l find ya some.
Ben- kudos, buddy, I knew I could count on you! :-)
Okay, so far the FTP site search is a total failure, but if you want mp3s when you're in boston, just tell me which ones you want and I can download them and then send them to you through AIM
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:10 PM
Blowjob to whoever can place this quote*:
"Jesus, this can has been (here) since Korea!"
"What's the matter, sir, it still taste like creamed corn."
"Except, it's devilled ham!"
"That would be a problem."
*Offer not valid in Maine, New Jersey, or Maryland.
Mark- I don't want to waste my best story idea right now, I want to wait until I have a few stories published. To polish my style and all before going for the kill.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 8:06 PM
The results of my Emode.com IQ test, which seemed fairly legit, show that while I am well above the national average, I am not a genius. And this pisses me off.
I don't think, unless I'm diagnosed with some odd amount of time left to live, that I'll ever take a real IQ test. I think that if I were to know my IQ, for real, I would feel unable to exceed farther than my IQ allowed. "Oh, I'm only a 123, I'll never be able to do these games magazine mensa puzzles, anyway! *Sigh*" I would define myself too strictly by the results.
Yo, y'all should go to emode, take the test, and make me feel better about myself by scoring lower.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:06 PM
The results of my Emode.com IQ test, which seemed fairly legit, show that while I'm well above average, I'm not a genius. And this pisses me off.
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 7:02 PM
I am halfway through my third page of this story and I haven't written this much prose in one sitting in a damned long time. I WILL force myself to finish a rough draft of this today, I will, I will....
And then I'll need all of your help editing this damn thing. Don't worry, it SHOULD be interesting enough, it's "erotica". Lesbian erotica. Unfortunately, so far there isn't NEARLY enough sex. The sex to non-sex ratio is dangeroulsy low, which means what I need, primarily, is help cutting the fat. Though I could probably get it published the way it will come out, on clean sheets anyway, but I'd really rather it be actually interesting. And arousing. Yeah, arousing is pretty important.
You guys up to helping me make my lesbian erotica more arousing? Yeah, I thought so.
AHEM-
Jeff- you're a bitch.
Serena- HI!!!!!! Help us make this less Chad and Nick based! YAY! Serena's here! Yay! *Dances around*
Emily- Hypothetically, you could still download MP3s from FTP sites....
Nick- I'm sorry, darling, but there's just no way around it- there was no milk in it. Definitively, that makes it something OTHER than butter. But I still love you.
Chad- Woof. Woof-woof.
Mark- Speak up, boy!
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 1:10 PM
*Linda pats Nick and Chad's heads to assuage their tempers*
*Linda gives dirty looks to all of those who aren't thinking about the right heads*
Mark, sweetie, I know you're out there, say something! We need to break this Chad/Nick monotony *Pats their heads to prevent offense* anyway, SOMEONE say something....
posted by Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda) at 9:22 AM
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